How do you get rid of online pervs?

I have the perfect way.

I was in a chat room yesterday and someone came in ....

Where do you live? (Sunderland)

Whereabouts in Sunderland? (Not telling)

Are you married, do you live alone? (that's classified)

What do you look like? (20 stones, grey hair, bad teeth, stubble, huge red blister on my leg)

I didn't see him for dust.

Accurately describing myself works every time.

And for any puzzled answerers, the stubble is on my chin, if I left it, I'd make a fortune as the Bearded Lady (I could understudy the Fat Woman too)

How do you get rid of online pervs?

Don't believe you seen your pic you lovely ...am i a perv now .x

How do you get rid of online pervs?

What a fabulous idea! lol

How do you get rid of online pervs?

i tell them i'm married to a martial arts expert,

works every time.

:)

How do you get rid of online pervs?

ha ha thats classic!

How do you get rid of online pervs?

tell them you are in a secure unit at a psych hospital, locked away for castrating pervs, and you just wanna be friends

How do you get rid of online pervs?

honesty is the best policy x works every time x well done x you sound like my long lost twin x

How do you get rid of online pervs?

You sound just what my friend is looking for,,,,,,

How do you get rid of online pervs?

Telling them my hero is Lorena Bobbit seems to work.

How do you get rid of online pervs?

I have to admit that's a good line, you probably scared the poor guy half to death.... LOL

How do you get rid of online pervs?

Hi carol from BB8 I thought u were still in the house !

How do you get rid of online pervs?

Just lead em on and drop em lol "you lost your connection"

How do you get rid of online pervs?

tell them you have a problem with castrating weirdos.... that you've been seeing a therapist for several years now to help you with this problem but it doesnt seem to help. Every time you meet a weirdo you relapse and castrate them............ this should keep the pervs away.

btw your answer to him was funny....... good job!

How do you get rid of online pervs?

Basically just don't answer and put them on ignore that works even better.

How do you get rid of online pervs?

Yeah I bet you do look like that in reality. Get over yourself you vapid harpy.

How do you get rid of online pervs?

Don't use chat rooms - simple!

How do you get rid of online pervs?

thats a gud idea!!!

normally, i just ignore, block %26amp; delete them

How do you get rid of online pervs?

Fantastic Idea!!!!!

How do you get rid of online pervs?

I don't go to chatrooms!

How do you get rid of online pervs?

But, ... I had this wonderful picture in my mind ... Where did the wooden leg go?

How do you get rid of online pervs?

Some people just bluff.